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David Alan Grier as ex-porn star Licorice Stick educating the public on various sexual positions. Tune in to “Chocolate News” every Wednesday night at 10:30pm on Comedy Central. After a 10-episode run, the Comedy Central … Tonight, Comedy Central will premiere its latest fake news show, a faux black news magazine series, called Chocolate News, starring David Alan Grier. Comedy Central's latest faux newsmagazine program, "Chocolate News," has a black focus, but host David Alan Grier says that doesn't mean white people can't still enjoy it. Chocolate News The cute name notwithstanding, "Chocolate News" is really just a sketch comedy for the audience Dave Chappelle abandoned when his Comedy Central show went AWOL. Metacritic TV Reviews, Chocolate News, David Alan Grier hosts this urban-leaning parody of magazine shows. Chocolate News debuts October 15th on Comedy Central. Come on, Ashley Todd. Chocolate news was ahead of its time. https://www.metacafe.com/watch/2050537/chocolate_news_dumping_babies It seems that David Alan Grier’s Chocolate News is following in the footsteps of D.L. Hughley Breaks the News. Chocolate News premieres on Comedy Central on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 10:30 p.m. Kelly West View Profile Comments. 'News' correspondents are the sketch comedians. Absolutely hilarious! Thumbs Down too Comedy Central … David Alan Grier is a comic genius, and his performances on this show were absolutely brilliant! Original Videos. Hughley’s CNN news show, D.L. They date them.